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The Mad Men Show

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THE MAD MEN SHOW is a show about Dan Draple, a man who smokes many face-cigarretes and drinks many grown-up brown drinks. He wears suit-clothes and is tortured.

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Dan Draple works with Robert Grayhair, who is not Dan Drople's dad even though it seems like it. He drinks gin and is mean.

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Dan Draple also works with Pet Clambell, who wants things -- to have!

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Dan Draple really likes Peggy Olmenson, a lady who used to be Dan Drople's old writer-downer, and is now an idea-writer-downer.

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Dan Draple works with many other people, who work by standing around looking mysterious for several hours a day.

Mad Men Season 6 is starting RIGHT NOW. Shut the door. Have a seat.

Insane in the Ukraine, OR, Not So Chicken Kiev?

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So there is some stuff going on in Eastern Europe these days, and I thought we could talk about it!

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What happened?

Back in November, the the President of Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, unexpectedly cancelled a trade deal with the European Union. Right after that, Russian promised to loan Ukraine $15 billion and give it discounts on gas. Many people saw this as Russia trying to keep Ukraine in its sphere of influence.

So then protests started in Kiev, the capital. In response, the government passed anti-protest laws, and things escalated from there, with some protesters dead. Not long after, Yanukovych fled the country for Russia, and a new Ukrainian government was formed.


So everything is good, right?

No! Russia, which has a naval base in Ukraine, was not pleased with these events. In eastern Ukraine is an area called Crimea, which is made up of mostly ethnic Russians, who favor closer ties with Russia. Russian troops have entered Crimea, technically to "protect" the ethnic Russians there. In response, the EU and the US have imposed sanctions, and here we are!

Is Ukraine Weak?

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Single Origin, Organic, Genetically Nonengineered food thread [Food Thread]

Gabriel Garcia Marquez has died at age 87

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From the New York Times:
Gabriel García Márquez, the Colombian novelist whose “One Hundred Years of Solitude” established him as a giant of 20th-century literature, died on Thursday at his home in Mexico City. He was 87.

His death was confirmed by Cristóbal Pera, his former editor at Random House.

Mr. García Márquez, who received the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982, wrote fiction rooted in a mythical Latin American landscape of his own creation, but his appeal was universal. His books were translated into dozens of languages. He was among a select roster of canonical writers — Dickens, Tolstoy and Hemingway among them — who were embraced both by critics and by a mass audience.

“Each new work of his is received by expectant critics and readers as an event of world importance,” the Swedish Academy of Letters said in awarding him the Nobel.

I haven't been this broken up about a literary death since Vonnegut, and I've only been a fan of Marquez' work for about two years. I'm bummed as hell right now.

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"If I knew that this would be the last time you pass through this door, I’d embrace you, kiss you, and call you back for one more. If I knew that this would be the last time I would hear your voice, I’d take hold of each word to be able to hear it over and over again. If I knew this is the last time I see you, I’d tell you I love you, and would not just assume foolishly you know it already."

The [Renting] Thread

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So hey I figured I could make a thread to talk about renting and looking for an apartment and flatmates and rundown townhouses in the inner city seeing as how that is going to be a thing I will be dealing with presently.

Has anyone got any cool stories or sage advice about renting or finding a place to rent?

I can afford an apartment like this in my mid-20s, right???

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M.C. DIABLO, RAPPER OF DE LA SOULS - Expansion March 25th!

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Okay so - there is a new Diablo expansion coming out and it has a whole bunch of new crap in it!

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/reaper-of-souls/
Act 5 - a new act, new quests, new story!
A whole new class, the Crusader!
Reach level 70, get a new active skill and have four passive skills at once!
Being able to change the look of items with Transmogrify!
Being able to re-roll stats and item affixes with the Enchantress!
Adventure mode & Bounties - You never have to play through the story again!
Gamble for legendaries with Blood Shards!
Exclamation marks!

If you want to get a sneak peak at what's been going on and you haven't been playing for a while, Blizzard updated Diablo 3 vanilla to patch 2.0 last week, and that's added a bunch of fun new things:

Class rebalances - skills have been reworked, new builds are possible
Loot 2.0 - items are now more likely to have stats relevant to the class you're playing, and items themselves have been revamped with new legendary abilities and set bonuses
New Paragon systems - You now share paragon points between all of your characters, and you can pick which bonuses they provide

NO MORE AUCTION HOUSE - it's going, it's pretty much gone! As is trading in most cases. If you want good loot, you better be ready to farm for it!

Let's get our click on. Click click click click.

The [NHL] thread that's APPARENTLY been traded to the #!@#$ Islanders.

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There is this sport.....
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...it's pretty cool; and by that I mean that I would rather watch it than pretty much any other sport ever, put together. There are heroes:
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There are villains:
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And there is comic relief:
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Discuss.

Then you'll be teaching Willie! [School]

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What school thread would be complete without this?

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Finals are creeping closer, and spring break should be right around the corner for most of us. Looking forward to throwing my alarm clock out the window for a week. I'm going to be nervously awaiting my financial aid for summer but at least I can sleep in, and really, that's all that counts.

Hitoshi Sakimotowns: [VidebroGameMusic]

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okay we're all nerds here

we all grew up playing videogames

you like music from videogames, so do i so

lets post some here

i'll start

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let's hear it~

Maybe Garrosh isn't so bad really, let's just let him live. [SE++ WoW]

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HELLO WE ARE HORDE on Cho'gall!
<Shambler Milk> is the place to come if you'd like to be/punch a panda with SE++ers.

Instructions for joining:

1) Create a character on Cho'gall
2) /who Shambler Milk
3) Ask someone for a guild invite
4) Friends and family are welcome

Get an Authenticator you damn weiners
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Required Mods:

MilkGlass!

...that's it.

Oh, and this one:
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Raid Schedule:

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday
All weekday raids remain at 8PM server/9PM EST/6PM PDT
(6PM server weekends)

Suggested Reading:

How to not be that guy in groups. Don't be that guy.

WoW Terminology. If you find yourself confused by the language of WoW, this is a good place to start.
How to Shamble in the Clysm

You like raids, yes? Well we got raids. Here are a few things that you need to do if you want to Shamble Raid.
  1. Download and install MilkGlass!
  2. Download and install Ventrilo. You don't need to have a mic, but you do need to be able to, and know how to listen.
  3. Download an up to date version of Deadly Boss Mods.
  4. Know your class. The Elitist Jerks Forums generally have good information for every class, so give some of their information a read through. You can also ask in guild and people will try to help.
  5. Have your gear properly gemmed and enchanted. Yes this costs gold. Tough shit, do it anyway. Don't be a Moopac.
  6. Be able to pay attention and think/act/react on your own.
  7. Have (at least) a rudimentary knowledge of the encounters in which you are about to partake.
Hey dudes I made a little UI guide thing for you bros that keep asking to help with yours. Uis are pretty personal things, no two Uis will be the same but I kinda want this to be like a starting point for you bros to get your Uis going.
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Addons I use.

Bagnon
Button Facade
Chatter
Classtimer
Clique
Docsdebugrunes
Dominos
Doom Cooldown Pulse
Elkanos buff bars
Grid
Miks scrolling battle text
Obituary
Omen3
OmniCC
Quartz
Recount
SexyMap
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Tidy Plates
Tidy Plates: Threat plates
Tooltip on mouse
Xperl
DBM

Addons you better use if you're not a Feeg

Milkglass (its for butts)

Thats a good number off Addons I suppose, if you don't feel comfortable using all those at the same time or don't think you need to uses some of them thats fine. Start slow, Changing your entire UI in a day can take some getting used to so if you just want to ease yourself in then by all means be a babbie.

HOW I MINE FOR ADDON?!?!

Here I'll tell you how I set up my various Addons just as kind of a reference, If you don't like the way I Set my stuff you can change it to your liking or send a complaint to mirren. I'll also put picture I guess.

Bagnon: just Set it and forget it. It also lets you see whats in the bags of all your characters just by selecting the little portrait of yourself in the corner and switching to another toon.
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Button Facade: Add a border to your buttons. Make it so you do have a border. Do what ever you feel is right with your bars. No real set up need, just find the button facade menu in your addons panel and choose which on you want
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ClassTimer: I love classtimer, not only does it show any buff or debuff you want on your target, it also does the same for you, your pet, and your focus! I set mine to be just above my bars, and make them stack up in stead of down. To add buffs or debuffs to tracking just go into timers-->extra--> then add the spell you want.
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Clique: lets you easily bind stuff to keys or key combos or mouse buttons or key and mouse button combos. The possibilities are endless! Setting your binds is straight forward and clique even has a little tutorial.

Docsdebugrunes: awesome for Dks compact addon that tell you all you need to know bout DK stuff like rune cooldowns duration of the infusion buff on your ghoul, size of the next blood shield if you choose to deathstrike after a hit. Its awesome

Dominos: I love dominos, perhaps my favorite addon, you can do pretty much anything you can think of with your bars and its easy to use.
Here is my set up You might not like they way I have my bars set but this is just an example.

Action Bar 1
Size: 12
Column: 6
Spacing: 13
Padding: 3
Scale: 122

Action Bar 2
Same as above

Action Bar 3
Size: 6
Columns: 6
Spacing: 30
Padding: 1
Scale: 77

Action Bar 4
Same as 3

Bar: 5
Size: 12
Columns: 12
Spacing:4
Padding: 2
Scale:86

Bars 6-10 are unused for but you can do with them what you will
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These are numbers are scaled to my monitor so they might be a little different then what you desire but you can fiddle with them till they are right.

Elkanos Buff Bars: My preferred replacement for the blizzard buff icon. Pretty straightforward set up. Just drag it yo where ever you desire, you can add or remove buffs that you want to track through the options menu
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Grid: Grid is awesome, I use it as a party/raid frames replacement but its also invaluable for telling who has aggro, who's dying, Who's dead, incoming heals, who has what debuff and a bunch of other junk. Setting up grid is an adventure in and of itself but thats more for healers and I assume they already know what to do. The base version of Grid works just fine as a party/raidframe. Set up can be a bit daunting just because of the sheer number of menus and sub menus but its pretty simple to set up once you get past them.
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Omen3: Aggro meter. Useful for tanks and DPS who don't want to pull aggro and die like chumps (Revash). Pretty much set and forget unless you want to tweak the visuals. I personally have it set to transparent along with recount.

Recount: Dps meter to show how bad you are, why are you so bad, do 2k more dps.
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SexyMap: Map mod lets you put all kinds of pretty borders and shit around your map. Also allows you to move it away from the top corner postion. I use the simple square preset because I don't like a lot of bullshit around my map. Maps are serious goddamn business and anyone who tells you otherwise is a communist sympathizer
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SLData Text: This is a replacement for the regular menu bar, the one that shows your latency and all that other junk you hardly ever look at. To get to the config for this you have to type /sldt.
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Tidy Plates and Tidy Plates: Threat Plates: the semicoloning pt 2 race to shoe mountain: Name plate mod that rules. They aren't as useless as the blizzard ones. They show who has aggro on what how much aggro, cast bars and other life saving tips.

ToolTip on mouse: it puts the tool tips on your cursor.

Deadly boss mods: Derp

Xperl: A UnitFrame mod that lets you change and move all the unit frames ever. I have mine set to not show party or raid frames because I use Grid for that. To navigate to the config menu just type /xperl and away you go.
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Once you set up all your addons and stuff you might have a cool UI like this or a horrible abomination, Who knows?
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If I missed something let me know, or if you need help or something.


Guild Roster
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The Officers:

Lord Dave - Mirren - Mage - Queen of the Guild
EclipsedPlanet - Montina - Paladin - Consort
Ranlin - Alendra - Druid - Weh Wemh
Lock Robster! - Eits - Druid - Knows what's happening
Javen - Javen - Rogue - Winner
Radius - Kyira - Rogue - Hates you
Metacortex - Nobarg - Warrior - Grabby
Dely Apple - Pipette - Hunter - 106.3, Radio KDLY
Bogey - Annie - Sniper
Nads - Kickpuncher - Punchkicker

Master of Feegs:
Nikolai - Higgins - Butt

The Plebeians:

Rhylith - Rhylith - Shaman
Dys - Dystopian - Shaman
captaink - Knut - Shaman
Balefuego - Baledar - Shaman
Opalcat - Pittpolecat - Warlock
SA - Revash - Warlock
Bucketman - Skragg - Warrior
Belruel - Belruen - Priest
Laurrie - Aladorn - Death Knight
Gatsby - Jerne - Hunter
Naphtali - Naphtali - Priest
Mitten - Cless - Priest
GRMike - Borrock - Paladin
Sarukun - Kerokoa - Druid
Bytoady - Toadles - Warrior
The Geebs that is a Mod - Vonne - Priest
Slow - Nsfw - Rogue
Langly - Cuthburt - Paladin
Animal Companion - Xenomortis - Rogue
Ruer - Mintaka - Warrior
Cilla Black - Urdahlia - Priest
Zucchini - Zucchini - Druid
Blankspace - Blankasaurus - Hunter
Manifest - Manif - Paladin
Callius - Callius - Paladin
Wubblewoo - Wubblewoo - Paladin
Ranx - Vamrithis - Priest
Shabooty - Ooty - Druid
Aphostile - Ephostile - Druid
Tsplitter - Rasmius - Warrior
Swill - Swills - Paladin
Deaconblues - Normanus - Priest
Shadowthomas - Xangia - Paladin
Scosglen - Barnago - Warlock
End - Zaraleiriria - Warlock
Uriel - Rotshank - Rogue
Yukira - Leliana - Paladin

The Babbies:

That Dave Fella - Dafella - Shaman
Vargas Prime - Vhargas - Paladin
Fearghaill - Euryale - Warlock
Andrew Ryan - Dryan - Death Knight
The Stig - Ursine - Druid
Stale - Stizz - Warrior
Asmodei - Fahren - Warlock
Baywatch - Crossbuster - Rogue
Professor Snugglesworth - Jordinand - Druid
Quoth - Lydda - Hunter
SabreMau - Charvanek - Paladin
SLyM - Davl - Druid
Munkus Beaver - Munkus - Druid
I Win Swordfights! - Korovan - Paladin
??? - Snrub - Druid
Sara Lynn - Odella - Rogue
joshua1numbers - Trollishness - Druid
Isoldae - Isomon - Warlock
Modedieu: 70's Shaman

Along with all the friends and families of Shamblers.

MISSING:

Derrick - ??? - ???

Shamblers of Yore:

Meissnerd - Stop healing him
makershot - Rubenesque - Shaman
Drool - Remmos - Baby with a beard
WhiskeyBiznass - Gwency - Rogue
Omegasquash - Omegasquash - Paladin
Fallout - TOMCRUISE - DK
Frylockholmes - Valikriss - Warrior
Aburnflags - Vilmon - Paladin
Preachermeat - Krythlynn - Paladin
Joah - Chatturgha - Shaman
Linksville - Franksville - Druid
Kusuguttai - Kusu - Warlock
futility - Shekhina - Hunter
SkankPlaya - Vaklempt - Warlock
Fandyien - Fandyien - Priest
World as Myth - Yosephine - Rogue
Captain Cthulu - Naporeon - Paladin
Neville - Nevga - DK
SithDrummer - Arkjin - Hunter
Hoodie - Avataar - Hunter
Aslan - Pysek - Mage
Owenashi - Kaziel - Warrior
Backwards - Sdraw - Mage
Centipede - Ravkaras - warlock
Roahgnar - Anjin-San - Warrior
Jes is a - jessaissa - Mage

Are you new? Check some of this stuff out so you won't be awful.
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Curse Gaming: World of Warcraft mod depository. If it's a WoW mod it's probably here.

Wowhead: The best database for WoW hands-down.

MMO-Champion: The go-to site for patch and PTR news.

WoW Insider: The Kotaku of WoW. Slower news than everyone else, and a lot of crappy articles, but occasionally a rare gem.

Elitist Jerks Forums: Wondering whether haste or crit is better for you? EJ has had their results on that published in scientific journals.

Pet Collectors: Compendium for vanity pets. What pets exist, and how to get them.

Pettopia: Compendium for hunter pets. What pets exist, and how to get them

Mount Up!: Compendium for mounts. What riding pets exist and how to get them.

Wow Wiki: The largest known database of WoW lore outside of Owenashi geocities page.

Goodbye Northrend, we will miss your icy mountains majesty above the zombied plains

The thread for things with more/less than two legs (NSF ento/arachno/ophidiophobes)

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Hello there!

Welcome to the thread for everything that creeps, crawls, or slithers!

It's certainly the season for insects, spiders and snakes, but we can appreciate them year round too!

Even though they might be frightening to some, creatures like these can be stunningly beautiful, and really quite fascinating.

Let's take a look at some creepy-crawlies that might just change someone's mind on whether they're creepy after all!

That little fellow up there is a Bold Jumper, a beautiful little fellow with metallic blue mouthparts. Don't be afraid of him, because he isn't afraid of you! The bold jumper is an inquisitive little spider, and will happily jump up to a waiting hand to see what's going on. Like the vast majority of spiders, they're completely harmless and very charming! The Bold Jumper is a common species, so try taking a look for one sometime! You'll be glad you did.

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This is a personal favorite of mine:the Labyrinth Orbweaver
The Labyrinth Orbweaver gets its name from the unique web it builds. Like a tiny camper in the woods, this forest dwelling species builds itself a little tent out of a leaf, which it integrates into a tangled web, hence the labyrinth name. They hide inside the tent as they wait for prey to come flying by, emerging to drag captured bugs back or to make additions to the web. I've been lucky enough to find one of these lovely spiders nearby, and I've been visiting her often. She laid eggs recently, and although this unfortunately means she doesn't have long left to live, I'm excited to see her offspring hatch and balloon away on little silk strands to find their own spot for a web.

Spiders are pretty cool, no?

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As resident bugboy, I'd be remiss not to include some six-legged friends too!

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the fine specimen seen in this video is a dobsonfly, a nocturnal insect attracted to bright lights as so many bugs are. He's brandishing some incredible mouthparts, which look quite dangerous. However, you have nothing to fear from him-they're far too unwieldy to bite down on human skin! Instead, he uses them to grasp a female during mating. Speaking of females-they can bite with their smaller mouthparts, so don't bother them too much! (It's almost a universal rule of the invertebrates that the female is bigger and more dangerous, so do as the males bugs do and appease them with little gifts of food. You might avoid having your head bitten off post coitus!)

It's a personal life goal of mine to encounter one of these, but I haven't managed it just yet. My closest encounter was with a fishfly, a close relative. If you live near water, keep an eye out for me! The larvae are aquatic and the adults don't stray far from a lake or pond. You might also find them if you like fishing, as the larvae, called hellgrammites, are often sold as bait!

Speaking of bugs with impressive appendages, check this guy out!

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This one, again a male, is a scorpionfly! You can see why he has that name, with that impressive stinger and all. But trust me, he's harmless and definitely not interested in stinging you. He can't-even though it happens to resemble a scorpion's tail, it's actually his genitals! That's right, scorpionflies let it hang out and they don't even care. The lady scorpionflies are presumably very impressed. What's really cool-and I didn't even know this until I started putting this OP together-is that the scorpionflies are closely related to fleas! Talk about diversity of form!

there's so much to talk about when it comes to invertebrates! After all, they outnumber us mammals far both in number of species and biomass! We could probably fill a thread just talking about beetles, if we wanted to. There are a lot of beetles.

I'll finish up by linking to some cool things, in case you've been inspired to learn more!

If you're interested in identifying a bug, or just looking at some great pictures, my favorite resources are whatsthatbug.com/ and bugguide.net. They're both great ways to figure out what species you've just seen in your yard. And then, if you're like me, it's also a good way to get consumed entirely for an afternoon.


Everyone loves cordyceps, the fungus that literally turns ants and other insects into brainwashed zombies. This video gets linked a lot, but I'd figured I'd put it in anyway in case you haven't seen it yet. Insect parasites are really fascinating-crickets in particular are hosts to another mind-controlling parasite that forces them to commit suicide by jumping into water, at which point the parasite emerges as a very, very long worm and reproduces. I'll spare you videos of that, but they're all over youtube, if you're interested.
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Finally, everyone should read this. It's a thrilling tale involving a species of giant stick insects that once were thought to be extinct, but had one remaining tiny population on what once was a volcano in the middle of the ocean. Surrounded by sharks. I'm not making this up.

So come into the parlor, as the spider said to the fly, pull up a seat, and talk about your favorite creepy-crawlies, whether they be spider, insect, snake, or something else entirely!

The Wolf Among Us: Episode 3 out now!

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1. What is The Wolf Among Us?

The Wolf Among Us is Telltale's first game in the post-Walking Dead world, based off of the Fables series by Bill Willingham - WAIT NO COME BACK I SWEAR IT'S GOOD. The heroes and villains of every fairy tale you can imagine, due to a series of unfortunate events, are stuck living right under the noses of humans (called "mundies") in New York City. You play as Bigby Wolf, sheriff of Fabletown and dreamy detective out to solve a mystery.

2. Okay, that's cool. But what's the game part of this game like?

The Wolf Among Us features an updated control scheme from The Walking Dead. It is very heavily conversation based, with up to four options to choose from when in dialogue with another character and a limited amount of time to choose what to say or do. It still has your typical adventure game investigation portions, and moments of action are still quick-time related. Action events have a wider variety of keys to press and a more visceral reaction when you're hitting them. It's hard to say if your conversation choices will have a bigger impact on the plot than TWD, but I guess we'll know that for sure once the second episode releases. Supposedly, choosing when to do something will also have a big impact on the story, not just choosing what to do this time around. You'll also be able to decide whether to let Bigby give in to his Big Bad Wolf side and terrify the Fables around him into submission, or to play him as someone who is actively trying to fit in and live a less lonely existence by being a decent person.

3. What platforms can I play it on, and when?

You can get the full season of episodes on Steam, XBox Live or the Playstation Network.This will include:

Episode 1: Faith
Episode 2: Smoke and Mirrors
Episode 3: A Crooked Mile
Episode 4: In Sheep's Clothing
Episode 5: Cry Wolf

4. How dreamy is Bigby Wolf?
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So dreamy.

In the grim darkness of Social Entropy++, there is only [Warhammer 40000]

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Are you a heretic? If yes, open this spoiler.
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Greetings, forumer! For those already initiated, please discuss the 40k setting, games, literature, personal fluff, video game ideas, tabletop game variations ideas, personal heraldry, costume creation and personal devotions to the God-Emperor here. For those not initiated, welcome! Let me tell you about Warhammer 40k.

Warhammer 40 000 is a bad-ass science-fiction/horror setting created by Games Workshop in order to sell bad-ass miniatures. I mean, really badass wargaming miniatures. How about a guy with a skull for a helmet? There's a great many. The upside of this is that the setting is grim and dark enough (they coined the phrase "grimdark") that every army has a reason to fight to fight other people with the same army. But before we get into that, watch this.

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Your first question should be: what are Tyranids? They're an army in 40k. What are the armies? Well, first you have to understand that 40k is inspired by the most iconic ideas in Sci-Fi. Power armour (Space Marines). Bug Swarms (Tyranids). Survivor societies (Orks). Ancient aliens that like to meddle (Eldar, Necrons). Ancient horrors (Necrons, Daemons). Giant Mechs. Psychic powers. An alternate dimension where ships go to go FTL. (The Warp, home to Chaos Daemons, also responsible for psychic powers). A god-Emperor, although they do so much better with this concept here than in Dune. So, if the armies sound a little familiar, that's not my fault. Also, shamelessly stolen from the CF 40k thread.

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- The Dark Forces -
Daemons Lust, hate, despair, sorrow. All emotion has a reverberation within the warp, the worst, most bitterly felt, and the furtherest extreme becoming strong enough to persist, coalesce, and finally, become. It was from the darkest corners of the galaxy's hearts that Khorne - Lord Upon the Skullthrone, Tzeentch - The Changer of Ways, Nurgle - The Final Decay, and Slaneesh - The Feaster of Pain, sprang forth, and they await the time when the veil against the Warp wears thin, and their warriors, spawn, and offspring can pour through.

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- The Betrayer -
- At the very birth of the Imperium of Man, fully half of the Emperor's most trusted Legions turned against him in a bitter civil war. Brother fought brother, and Mankind drove itself to the very brink of extinction. Ten thousand years after their defeat, those same traitors still launch their Black Crusades from within the Eye of Terror, their dead hearts intent upon nothing less than the utter destruction of the Imperium and the death of its weakling Emperor.

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- The Hammer -
Grey Knights The Grey Knights are the most mysterious of all the Imperium's many organisations. Utterly incorruptible, they are armed with the best weapons and equipment that Mankind has to offer. Above all, they are humanity's last line of defense against the darkness of Chaos

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- The Dying -
Eldar An unimaginably ancient race who once ruled an empire spanning the galaxy. Then came the hideous time of the Fall, when the Eldar were consumed by their own decadence and nearly obliterated to the last, the few survivors scattered across the stars. Though the Eldar are few in number, they continue to be one of the most technologically advanced races in the galaxy. This advantage is combined with the prescient abilities of their Farseers, who scry the future and guide their kin along the most favorable paths of fate.

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- The Lost-
Dark Eldar These spawn of unquiet dreams inhabit a realm called Commorragh, a place as darkly twisted as its rulers, from which these merciless pirates launch raids across the length and breadth of the galaxy. The purpose of these raids is not to conquer planets or protect territory but to cause mayhem, steal, pillage, and – most importantly of all – capture new victims to be taken back to Commorragh for endless torture. Having fallen far into the depths of depravity, their every waking moment is dedicated to inflicting pain and suffering on the galaxy.

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- The Dutiful -
Imperial Guard In the midst of genetically engineered super-beings, alien killing machines, warrior mystics, and technology that approaches sorcery in its sophistication, the Imperial Guard are mere mortals. Protected by little more than faith, they contend with the most terrifying threats the darkest corners of the galaxy vomits forth. As such it is easy to identify with these brave souls and to see in them the qualities of true heroes. Also: tanks tank lol

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- The Ancient -
Necrons Ancient beyond imagining, the Necrons are awakening from their 60-million-year dormancy to plague the living once more. Thousands of immortal, soulless warriors have risen from dusty stasis-tombs, their cold wills bent on harvesting the teeming species of the galaxy. Their miraculous technology was far in advance of any contemporary equivalent long before the Eldar, reckoned the oldest amongst the xenos races, had even begun their existence, and it is only that so few have awoken that they do not pose a greater threat in the current day.

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- The Beast -
Orks The most widespread and warlike race of aliens in the bloodstained galaxy of the 41st millennium. From the depths of the galactic core to the distant ghost-stars beyond the galactic rim, burgeoning Ork empires rise and fall. In terms of sheer numbers and planets, Orks occupy more of the galaxy than any other single race, and if they ever unified, they would crush all opposition the stood before them. However, the Orks' passion for violence is so unquenchable that they spend their entire lives embroiled in war, and will fight each other as readily as any other foe.

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- The Loyal -
Space Marines They are the most powerful and dreaded of all the human warriors in the galaxy. No longer strictly human, but superhuman, superior in all respects to mere men by a harsh regime of genetic modification, psycho-conditioning and rigorous training. Being few in number compared to the uncounted trillions of humanity, Space Marines are organized into small independent armies called Chapters. Their unswerving loyalty is to the Emperor of Mankind first, their Chapter second, and none other beyond that.

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- The Young -
Tau Empire Since their first contact with the Imperium in the 35th millennium, the Tau have risen from a hunter-gatherer society to a star-faring race in less than six thousand years. Absolute obedient to the command of the enigmatic ethereal caste, the Tau believe that now is their time. It is their race and their Empire that will bring unity to the stars, all races equal, and the Tau first among them. There is no foe their technology cannot overcome, no quandary their science cannot resolve, the stars and all that lies between to be joined beneath the aegis of the Greater Good.

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- The Hungry -
Tyranids Without a doubt the most alien race encountered by Humanity. They have been likened to galactic locusts, remorselessly hungry and too numerous to stop. Tyranids are a nomadic, space-dwelling race that emerged from the void between galaxies into our own in search of new resources to consume. These hive fleets have discovered sustenance in abundance in the forms of the myriad species of the Milky Way galaxy, stripping planets of all bio-mass before moving on, leaving nothing but a ball of scoured rock in the wake of their titanic swarms. What's worse, no one seems able to halt, let alone reverse, the Tyranid tide as its tendrils bore ever deeper towards the heart of our galaxy.


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- The Faithful -
Sisters of Battle The darkness contained within the Imperium itself is a sinister and subtle threat. The heretic, mutant, and rogue psyker threaten humanity with an internal rot far more damaging than any xenos invasion. The Ordo Hereticus exists to seek and burn out this threat. Known as the Witch Hunters, these Inquisitors command the might of the Imperium – especially the Adepta Sororitas – in their hunt for the witch, the mutant, the heretic, the fallen cleric, and none is permitted to escape the cleansing fire of their wrath.

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Don't feel like assembling and painting hundreds of miniatures? That's cool, there are other things set in the 40k universe. Like video games! The most popular of which are the Dawn of War series, where you control armies as an RTS, and Space Marine, a TPS with a fluid back-and-forth between range and melee. There's also Space Hulk, which I heard okay things about, and other games, which are, umm, yeah. There is a future game coming out called Eternal Crusade, with similar mechanics to Space Marine, but you can play as Orks, Eldar and Chaos Marines too, and it's going to be a single-shard MMO! Looking out for that one!

But really, what we want to discuss is the awesome potential for video games that this IP holds. Give me your Mass Effect-style Inquisitor game! Give me your DMC-like Eversor Assassin game! Give me Titan mech simulation! Give me Battlefleet Gothic! Anyway, yes.

There are also books, like the ever popular Horus Heresy series, detailing the end of the Great Crusade, the fall of half the Primarchs to Chaos, and the war that almost brought the Imperium of Man to it's knees. Good stuff. I recommend starting with Horus Rising, False Gods and Galaxy in Flames which detail how Horus fell to Chaos, but my personal favorites were A Thousand Sons and Legion, detailing the fall of the Thousand Sons and the Alpha Legion respectively.

There is also a fan-movie name Damnatus, made in Germany, detailing a group of mercs trying to shut down a Chaos cult. Things go awry. There is certainly not, however, an Ultramarines film by Codex Pictures detailing the adventure of a newly minted Space Marine squad that fail to be an Assault squad even though it clearly says in the Codex Astartes that that's what you're supposed to be as a newly minted SM, and- Anyway, it doesn't exist, and I clearly did not order it for Christmas one year. No sir. On a brighter note, there's another CGI movie made by real fans that's in production but looking pretty good called the Lord Inquisitor.

And there's a bunch of board games, roleplaying games, card game, etc. Anyway, this is a lot more effort than I was expecting out of a 40k OP. Now it's your turn.

@RoyceSraphim‌ @timspork's ghost‌ get in here.

We make movies (boom mic operatin')

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QMM is much better at OPs than me

Since there isn't any kind of dedicated filmmaking thread or resource around here. I'd like to put together something that can help out anybody interested. Right now I'll just post links and little descriptions.

Websites

General:
The Anonymous Production Assistant's Blog. If you want to get into the industry, chances are you're going to be a PA at some point, and this gives you a little heads up on what it's like.

Studio Daily blog. Lots of tech related industry news.

FilmSound.org. Everything you could want in Sound Design.

My Film Project '09. This guy chronicled his process of making an independent feature film and includes lots of materials including his proposal and screenplay.

Truly Free Film. Blog which breaks down film-festival advice to its most essential elements and delves into hardcore topics such as copyrights and branding.

Screenwriters:

Celtx. If you don't have Final Draft or any kind of screenwriting software. Celtx is free and is pretty good from what I've heard.

Wordplayer. This was started by Terry Rossio and Ted Elliot, the guys who wrote the Pirates movies and lots of other things. The most useful thing for me are the columns which give lots of advice for writers as well as general industry advice.

John August's blog. More helpful advice and tips.

Hollywood University: or How to Get a Job in Hollywood. Started by a girl from Kansas who wanted to move to LA to work in TV. Lots of tips as well as general advice to newbies wanting to move to LA or just enter the industry. She also just started the HU Scriptwriter's Network which is like the facebook for screenwriters. If you're looking for work, roommates, or whatever it's really helpful.

Books

For me, the first book to read is Sydney Lumet's Making Movies. It is as Roger Ebert states on the cover, probably the best text anybody could read about the art of making motion pictures. Through thirteen chapters Lumet (the director of by my count 45 films, including 12 Angry Men, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon and Network) discusses almost every facet of filmmaking there is. It is a brilliant account by a director who is both insanely prolific yet exceptionally consistent. The book successfully communicates all the arduousness that can go into making a film, something which is difficult to explain simply to those unfamiliar with filmmaking.

He also gives one of the best inspirational filmmaking quotes on page 10.
“For anyone who wants to direct but hasn’t made a first movie yet, there is no decision to make. Whatever the movie, whatever the auspices, whatever the problems, if there’s a chance to direct, take it! Period. Exclamation point! The first movie is its own justification, because it’s the first movie.”

For cinematography, this book is required reading at USC. It's a good technical book to have and is relatively up to date. If you want to learn the old techniques, John Alton's Painting with Light is excellent. It was printed in the 40's so there are bits that are outdated, but the techniques are incredibly useful.

Editing-wise, I've gone on a Walter Murch binge and there are some great books out there that really can help editors out. In the Blink of an Eye was written by Murch and goes into his basic techniques. Behind the Seen is about Murch being the first person to use Final Cut on a big studio feature. VERY good book that delves into his whole process for a film. Finally, there's The Conversations which is half about his techniques and half about his philosophy and interests. Read this one if you're still interested after the other two.

Screenwriting: There are a lot [url=http://www.amazon.com/Screenplay-Foundations-Screenwriting-Syd-Field/dp/0385339038/ref=pd_sim_b_1[/url]of[/url] books on actual screenwriting, but really you need to just read a lot of scripts to get an idea of the form. For basic formatting, The Hollywood Standard is a good book to just have at your side when you have questions. Adventures in the Screen Trade by William Goldman is probably my favorite screenwriting book as it's less about the writing and more about what it's like to be a screenwriter in Hollywood and all the problems you can encounter outside of writing.

STANDALONE OUT NOW on Steam Early Access! [DayZ]

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Welcome to DayZ. A world where a zombie outbreak somehow happened and now you have to avoid/kill them all. But the main danger is MAN. Using the ARMA 2 engine, run across the countryside with your guy that makes marathon runners his bitch. A bunch of us play on the BMRF servers. Join us, and together we can rule Chernarus (and other maps!). Also a bunch of us hang out in a Mumble server to coordinate.

To get DayZ to Work (along with all the other DayZ mods):

Step 1:Install Arma2/Arma2 OA
-DON'T install DayZ on steam

Step 2: Run both arma2/oa

Step 3:
-Install DayZ Commander (http://www.dayzcommander.com/) for all vanilla/alternate mod needs
-Install DayZero Launcher (http://zombies.nu/community/threads/3292/) for all DayZero needs

Step 4:
Install appropriate mod from one of the above sources

Step 5:
Whitelist on bmrf (http://bmrf.me/vbforums/register.php)

Step 6:
When something still inevitably goes wrong make a post asking for help.

except like, fancier and prettier.

Oh and also Mumble Information to coordinate on how to kill zombies/mans:
http://mumble.sourceforge.net/
ip: powercommunity.no-ip.biz
port: 64738

arma 2/dayz channel


Sick Tat, Brah

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So in a little over two weeks, I'll be turning the ripe old age of 25. I've decided I want to get a tattoo (or two), but haven't figured out 100% what to get.

One idea is this:
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on my left upper arm. It's the emblem I've used in all the Halo games, and I think it's pretty neat.

I'm also looking at getting this little guy
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Thoughts? What's been your experience getting a tattoo? What have you gotten?

Also, let's keep any pix SFW.

SEMPER VIGILO; PER CONFIDO, VIRTVS; POPVLVS EXALT [X-COM: Enemy Within LP]

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The year is 1994. The setting is [redacted], America's Heartland. The United States National Guard has dispatched a team of four Active Guard Reservists to recon a disturbance at a local fast food restaurant. All forms of communication relying on the transmission of electromagnetic signals directed at or passing through the area in question are being disrupted: the handful of cellular telephones in operation in the area cannot be reached. Landlines are faring no better. Televisions and radios within a ten block radius are recieving only static. Communications from the fringe surrounding this EM blackout suggest that something unprecedented has come to call on the citizens of Main Street, USA: unprecedented, and malevolent.

The following transcript and accompanying photographs have come to me at great cost. The mission described by these artifacts of a simpler, more peaceful time contains incontrovertible proof that the United States Government, and very likely those of many other nations, has been aware of and actively tried to conceal the existence of alien life from the public. The contents are extremely graphic, but are presented here unedited to let the record stand unaltered.

Press on, fellow denizen of the Earth, and discover the Truth.

TRANSCRIPT OF OPERATION "SACRED NIGHT"
DATE: [redacted]-[redacted]-94; TIME STAMP: 19:37
PERSONNEL: PV2. [redacted], PV2. [redacted], PV2. [redacted], PVC. [redacted], CPL. [redacted]

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PV2: Man, [redacted], you ever fly in one of these things? This is the raddest deploy ever.

CPL. [redacted]: Stow the chatter, Private. Gentlemen, you have been briefed, you have your orders, and I am only too sure you've seen the whole lot of nothin' the local news has been reporting about this mess. Now I hate to admit it, boys, but Uncle Sam has about as much idea of what's going on out there on the streets of [redacted] as lovely Miss [redacted] on Channel [redacted]. Radio communications are dead. You may encounter emergency personnel and a whole lot of scared, confused civilians. Due to the comms blackout, you will be weapons free the moment we touch down, but I urge you to exercise caution and restraint before you make the choice to open fire. That said, if you feel the need to defend yourself, or have the opportunity to neutralize whatever it may be that is causing all this, you are authorized to do so with prejudice. Any questions?

SQUAD: Sir, no sir!

CPL. [redacted]: Good! Watch your asses out there. We will be here for pick up in two hours, or when you reestablish radio contact. You are all equipped with flares should you be unable to reach the rendezvous in time for pick up; if we see red smoke, we will wait for you for one hour. Good luck gentlemen.

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PV2 [redacted]: Testing, testing, one, two.... Hey, [redacted], how the hell are we supposed to know if the little recorder thingy is going?

PFC [redacted]: Hell, I don't know. Is the little CD spinning?

PV2 [redacted]: I can't tell.

PFC [redacted]: Just shut up and keep your eyes peeled.

PV2 [redacted]: Yes sir, Private First Class [redacted], sir.

PFC [redacted]: If that thing's recording, you're gonna get written up for insubordination, idiot.

PV2 [redacted]: ... Shit.

PV2 [redacted]: Man, it's quiet. Anybody hear any traffic at all?

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PFC [redacted]: Where?

PV2 [redacted]: Over there by the Burger Belle.

PV2 [redacted]: Oh, man, you think they left any Belle Burgers sittin' under the lamps?

PFC [redacted]: Goddammit, [redacted], will you straighten up! We're on tape for this one.

PV2 [redacted]: I can't help it, man, I'm starving.

PFC [redacted]: You're gonna be on PK duty for a month.

PV2 [redacted]: Squad Leader, I, uh... I think I found something.

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PFC [redacted]: What is it, [redacted]?

PV2 [redacted]: Well, more like stepped in it, really. Not sure, sir, it's... uh, green.

PV2 [redacted]: Is it... is that... was that a fuckin' guy?

PFC [redacted]: Shut the fuck up, [redacted], that's an order. Your gonna get us all sniped.

PV2 [redacted]: Oh my God.

PV2 [redacted]: I'm gonna throw up.

PFC [redacted]: All right, ladies, shit is now officially real. We're going to sweep the restaurant and see if we can figure out what the fuck is going on here.

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PV2 [redacted]: Not so fucking hungry now, huh, [redacted]?

PV2 [redacted]: Fuck you, man, fuck you, oh Jesus, what the fuck.

PFC [redacted]: Get your shit together, [redacted], I swear to God.

PV2 [redacted]: Yes sir. Yes sir. Jesus.

PV2 [redacted]: Okay, now what in the hell is that, exactly?

PFC [redacted]: What do you got, [redacted]?

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PV2 [redacted]: Over there sir, by the drive-through window. Some kinda... glowy... orange... fuck if I know, sir.

PFC [redacted]: I see it, with the spinning top thing.

PV2 [redacted]: Maybe it's a jammer, sir? Could be jamming up the radios and TVs and all that shit?

PV2 [redacted]: If it is, it's the tiniest fuckin' jammer in history.

PFC [redacted]: Go check it out, [redacted].

PV2 [redacted]: Holy Mary, Mother of God, what in the ever living fuck is that!?

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PFC [redacted]: Calm the fuck down, Private!

PV2 [redacted]: Fuck you, [redacted], look at those fucking things! They're fucking.... they're fucking martians, man!

PFC [redacted]: I don't give a shit where they're from, they're on American soil and we're the National motherfucking Guard with weapons free authorization. Check your safeties and--

PV2 [redacted]: Look, they're backing off.

PV2 [redacted]: What the fuck is it doing?

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PFC [redacted]: Am I seeing things or are there a bunch more of the motherfuckers out back?

PV2 [redacted]: Jesus. Jesus, motherfucker, Jesus.

PFC [redacted]: [redacted], you need to shut the fuck up. If those things are armed, you're going to get shot in the face.

PV2 [redacted]: Sorry, [redacted]... I mean, sir.

PFC [redacted]: [redacted], go take a look at that... jammer thing. If we can turn it off, maybe we can radio for back up.

PV2 [redacted]: Moving, Squad Leader.

PFC [redacted]: Anything?

PV2 [redacted]: Doesn't look like... I really have no idea what I'm.... Oh. Well what the fuck do you know about that?

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PFC [redacted]: Private [redacted]?

PV2 [redacted]: I touched it and it turned off. See, the top came off. Some kind of... [redacted], I got no idea what the fuck this is. It's like... translucent... orange....

PV2 [redacted]: Alien sex lube?

PV2 [redacted]: Shut up, [redacted]. Squad Leader, I see another... pylon, I guess? Other end of the drive-through.

PFC [redacted]: Heads up, guys, we're moving. [redacted], I want you under that window; keep an eye on our little gray friends. [redacted], stay with [redacted], I just know the brass are gonna want to take a good close look at whatever the fuck that goo is. [redacted], you're with me. You go around the right side, gonna put these fuckers in a cross fire. I'll breach the restaurant through the window.

PV2 [redacted]: You got it, squad leader.

[shattering glass]

PFC [redacted]: I'm in. All points clear. [redacted], get your ass in gear.

PV2 [redacted]: Oh jeez, oh God, shit shit shit shit.... [[redacted] weapons fire] ow, motherfucker.

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PFC [redacted]: Is that... were those... do we have shots fired, [redacted]?

PV2 [redacted]: You're motherfucking right we got shots fired, [redacted] you motherfucker.

PFC [redacted]: Quit your bitchin' and give me a sit. rep., Private.

PV2 [redacted]: Motherfucking burns, Squader Leader, sir. Okay? The motherfuckers burned right through my gear and my skin smells like barbecue!

PV2 [redacted]: You sure that's not the Belle Burgers you're smellin'?

PV2 [redacted]: Fuck you, [redacted].

PFC [redacted]: Suck it up, [redacted]. The fuck do you have there, a rubber-band launcher? Give 'em hell.

[conventional weapons fire]

PV2 [redacted]: Goddammit, [redacted], I can't hit shit with this bum arm.

PV2 [redacted]: You could never hit shit anyway. Keep your head down.

[conventional weapons fire]

PFC [redacted]: Anything?

PV2 [redacted]: Nothing, Squad Leader, E.T.'s keepin' his giant head good and down.

PFC [redacted]: Okay, [redacted], you're with me. Let's see how well E.T. covers his flanks.

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PV2 [redacted]: Uh,oh, [redacted]. Looks like E.T. didn't like me and [redacted] takin' a pot shot at him. Head's up, [redacted], he's headed our way.... Wait, what in the hell is that...?

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PFC [redacted]: Talk to me, [redacted], what do you see?

PV2 [redacted]: The motherfucker's heads are glowing. One of them's... connected to the other one by his fuckin' head, [redacted].

PV2 [redacted]: Jesus, [redacted], get your fuckin' head down.

PFC [redacted]: [redacted], so help me God....

PV2 [redacted]: Fuck you, Squad Leader, I'm fuckin' done. I'm getting the fuck out--

[[redacted] weapons fire]

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PV2 [redacted]: [unintelligible]

Pv2 [redacted]: Oh Jesus, [redacted].

PFC [redacted]: [redacted]?

PV2 [redacted]: He's down, Squad Leader, [redacted] is... is down. It tore right through the fucking wall and still hit him. Jesus, the blood....

PFC [redacted]: [redacted] may have been an asshole, but he was one of my assholes. The Corporal said this mission was weapons free? Well let's show these fuckers what weapons free means here in [redacted]. Put a frag down their throats, [redacted].

PV2 [redacted]: Yes sir.

PFC [redacted]: Careful with that jammer pylon.

PV2 [redacted]: Moving to cover. Frag out.

[explosion]
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PFC [redacted]: Nice throw, [redacted]. The Burger Belle's totally fucked, but the pylon's in one piece.

PV2 [redacted]: That's for [redacted], you motherfuckers. You hear that? I got two of you little shits.

[explosion]

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PV2 [redacted]: Holy--! That poor guy's Saturn just went, looks like... along with the rest of that wall.

PFC [redacted]: Move up, [redacted]. If it looks like the roof is gonna go, I want you under something.

PV2 [redacted]: Yes, sir. Moving to the fryolator, sir.

PV2 [redacted]: Incoming!

[[redacted] weapons fire]
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PV2 [redacted]: You all right, [redacted]?

PFC [redacted]: Yes... yeah, he missed me.

PV2 [redacted]: Well, fuck if he's gonna get another shot.

PFC [redacted]: Get up his ass and put a bullet in it, [redacted]!

PV2 [redacted]: Sir, yes sir.

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[conventional weapons fire]

PFC [redacted]: Give me good news, [redacted]

PV2 [redacted]: I got him. I got the son of a bitch.

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PFC [redacted]: Great, moving to you. See if you can put some bullets in one of these fuckers, [redacted].

PV2 [redacted]: On it, Squad Leader.

[conventional weapons fire]

PFC [redacted]: Talk to me, [redacted], I can't see through walls.

PV2 [redacted]: I don't think I hit shit, Squad Leader, too much dust and smoke to be--

[[redacted] weapons fire]

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PV2 [redacted]: Okay, that I saw. Jesu--

[[redacted] weapons fire]

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PV2 [redacted]: Motherfuckers, they are pissed at me.

PFC [redacted]: Private?

PV2 [redacted]: I'm a sitting duck out here, sir. They got my fryolator.

PFC [redacted]: What do you want, [redacted], a written invitation? Get into cover.

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PV2 [redacted]: Holy sweet mother of Christ.

PFC [redacted]: You all right, [redacted]?

PV2 [redacted]: Yeah, [redacted], E.T.'s just trying to give me a shave with his small arms, is all.

PFC [redacted]: Hang on, Private. [redacted].

PV2 [redacted]: I got 'em, Squad Leader, don't you worry about that.

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PV2 [redacted]: Frag's out.

[explosion]

PFC [redacted]: Jesus, [redacted], you think you could have gotten any closer to that pylon.

PV2 [redacted]: With all due respect, squad leader, it looks like it's still spinning to me.

PFC [redacted]: Your flank's clear, Private, now do something about it.

PV2 [redacted]: Oh, yes sir.

[conventional weapons fire]

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PV2 [redacted]: Yeah, eat that. Eat that you piece of shit. Eat fuckin'... holy shit.

PFC [redacted]: Private?

PV2 [redacted]: He's... he's still kicking, sir. I shot him in the fucking face, and he didn't go down.

PFC [redacted]: Time for me to get my hands dirty, I guess. I know what'll put him down. Head down, [redacted], cuz a frag's going out.

[explosion]
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PV2 [redacted]: Jesus, [redacted].

[PFC [redacted]: Hey, you're still standing, right?

PV2 [redacted]: Be a while before I hear anything out of this ear again.

PV2 [redacted]: More than I can say for these fuckers... and poor [redacted].

PFC [redacted]: [redacted], go hit that other pylon and see if we can't radio in some back up. If there are more of those things out here, we're going to lose a lot more men that just [redacted].

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[recording ends]


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The above transcript and photographs were delivered to me by an anonymous source in the Central Intelligence Agency. In light of the incidents now taking place around the globe, he felt that it was time for the Truth to be told: though perhaps too late. If we are to survive the days ahead, we must demand accountability from our leaders. We must demand action. Let us show them that collusion with these monsters is not an option. Let us show them that we will not submit; that treason will be paid back in blood and fire.

SEMPER VIGILO
PER CONFIDO, VIRTVS
POPVLVS EXALT

- "Xeno Gate" Leak and "Vigilo Manifesto"
Composed: April 11, 2015
By: [redacted] "Strange Monkey Man" [redacted], Hacktivist

Arrested: April 15, 2015

Recruited: November 18, 2015

Motion Pictures. Now with talking AND colour!

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A film, also called a movie or motion picture, is a series of still images which, when shown on a screen, creates the illusion of moving images due to phi phenomenon


Let's talk about movies in here!
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New ones!
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Old ones!
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DISCUSS


What are you making? [Artsy farts and craftsy asses]

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Some people will crochet entire awesome blankets but are too lazy to make new threads. Luckily for those people I am currently holding a sleeping baby and have nothing better to do.

I am trying to put together a collection of poems, but it's pretty tough to do from my phone. I also want to finish the two serials I started and abandoned.

My friend Nina almost won Project Accessory and is trying to get funding for a new line of sweet shoulder jewelry. That is pretty cool, too.

So tell me, Wubble Woo, what cool things are you creating these days?

Runnie's Replace's WHUMP! COMAK Thread

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Dunt be alarm, I am Runnie's Replace replacing old whump! comak thread

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I find whump! comak is good. This thread is for whumps and also macnoggits.
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