Sam will kill him if he tries anything [Consenting Hobbits Again]

First thread is here

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/140497/consenting-hobbits/p1

Discussion was pretty interesting when the whole thing reached 100 pages, so I thought I'd open a new one. Forgive me if I'm stepping on someone's toes or if it's already done and I missed it.

Anyway, found this today. It's pretty funny although a little repetitive.

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/