Okay campers! Rise and shine! And don't forget your booties cause its cold out there today.
Its cold out there everyday. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly. And you know you can expect hazardous travel later today with that you know that blizzard thing.
Oh that blizzard thing. That blizzard thing. Oh well here's the report, the National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing."
Yes they are, but you know there's another reason that today is especially exciting
Especially cold
Especially cold, okay, but the big question of everybody's lips
On their chapped lips
On their chapped lips, right, do you think Phil is going to come out and see his shadow?
PUNXatawny Phil
That's right, woodchuck chuckers its GROUNDHOG DAY!
Get up and shake that hog out there
C'mere groundhog
Spoiler:
Its February 2nd. Groundhog Day is available on Amazon Instant Video, probably on iTunes, too, but not Netflix Instant. Also, there's some kind of sporting event happening in New Jersey tonight. I wonder if they'll wind up playing over and over and over.