Cashing in on the current craze of simulating relatively mundane things in computer games, NORMAL HUMAN FATHER SIMULATOR 2014 is coming out for PC this Thursday, and it looks like a lot of fun!
If you don't believe me, you can download and play its predecessor, NORMAL HUMAN FATHER SIMULATOR 2011, for free here.
Developed by indie team Young Horses (who also made the above 2011 Edition as students), NORMAL HUMAN FATHER SIMULATOR 2014 was one of the first games to be successfully Startkicked, as well as one of the first games to pass Steam's Green Lantern Bullshit Voodoo System
NORMAL HUMAN FATHER SIMULATOR 2014 has been heavily promoted, appearing in Sony's Three E's conference last year
and even getting its titular character to participate in professional wrestling!
Now you, too, can experience both the joys and hardships of NORMAL HUMAN FATHERHOOD, on your Personal Computing Machine or (eventually) on your Sony's Playing Station The Fourth Version
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Now, let's all go and raise our children and care for our spouses, as normal humans are wont to do.