Secret Satans 2013 - SE++ Edition

It's the day after Halloween, which means (besides: "Hey, shouldn't neville have put this up a week ago?" - because yeah, I know, getoverit!).....

OH FUCK, TIME TO BUY THINGS FOR OTHERS.

Yes... that's right....


(Yeah, yeah, eventually I'll find the right image)

This is where you do the sign-ups.
There will be another thread later where people can talk about what to get, or what not to get, or go off-topic so delightfully as we tend to do.


Rules:

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.

2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans. If you have less than 500 posts and nobody else knows you, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED (Exceptions are known significant others of folks, etc)

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 31, 2014. If you send something late and it may not make it, get a tracking number. If you don't, nobody will show mercy. The gays are a cold, ruthless bunch and I will no doubt mock you as I destroy the sanctity of your marriage. Or, more likely, you will be forgotten.

5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.

7. You MUST put a wishlist in your signature. To Amazon or some other website with multiple ideas. Just because you consider yourself well-known doesn't mean people will know what to get for you.
Anyone who doesn't have one by the end of signups will be removed from participating. :-)


Again:

DEADLINE IS JANUARY 31, 2014.
DO NOT SIGN UP IF YOU AREN'T SURE YOU CAN SEND A GIFT BY THEN.


How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.

THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:

Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (YES / NO) - don't put reasons or exceptions. just a yes or no
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT (I.e. NSFW YES or NO NSFW)

EXAMPLE EMAIL if you don't like reading
IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.

Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.


THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 11:59 PM PST, NOVEMBER 17TH, 2013. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.


Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!

Q: Is this Tube approved?
A: Yes. Now sign up.

Sign-Up List
Chains:

Bendery It Like Beckham Nullzone Karrde1842 Lasbrook 2 3 Cello
Blake T Sal 2
Bogey Hunter Uriel godmode
Flarne Virgil_Leads_You
Gizzy: Noggin pooka
Goatmon zonugal tugga
Kwoaru CrackedLens 2 Poorochondriac 2 3 4 lostwords MetroidZoid Tox 2 3 N1tSt4lker 2 Sassori 2 3 Total Hacksaw 2
Legba MrDoctorProfessor Vann Diras
mully QuickSnap #pipe
PA Jamie JimBobTheMonkey Rainfall cabsy 2 Veldrin 2
Platypus Beirut Mysst 2 Rayze 2 Robert Khoo 2 3 SporkAndrew Slacker71 2 Nogs Kadith Crimson King 2 NeoToma
sheri skettios 2 PRD neville 2 Brolo Grobian 2
Quetzi Rankenphile 2
Radius Barcardi 2 Fishman 2
Skeith jgeis Marathon
Tef Psykoma Syphyre

??? Abracadaniel 2 Langly
??? Bucketman Sheri 2
??? fightinfilipino
??? KetBra Raijin Quickfoot
??? Marth
??? MulysaSempronius
??? Mr Fuzzbutt
??? Naphtali 2 Wombat!! 2 3
??? Schide
??? Shazkar Shadowstorm Caulk Bite 6
??? THESPOOKY 2 DaMoonRulz Isoldae 2 3 4 5 6 7 Tonkka zerzhul
??? thetheroo 2 Flarne
??? Usagi 2 3
??? Veretas 2! 3