Okay, so I'm gonna straight out admit that I'm the douche bag who insist on getting a regular cheese pizza and pepperoni pizza. Why? Because I fucking love that combination on my pizza. I always get the whole 'You're wasting a pizza on boring shit!' kind of reaction whenever a pizza order is taking place. I'm okay with that, I understand.
But, when some fucker orders a pizza with a billion fucking nasty shit on it,smothered in horse radish sauce, and then I realize that my pizza is quickly getting eaten while that monstrosity of a pizza is left uneaten, then all I have to say to that guy is 'Fuck you'. There's a reason why I order a plain cheese and pepperoni pizza and it's because it's hard to fuck it up. 95% of the time a cheese and pepperoni pizza is passable enough to eat without much protest. So when I get a ton a shit about 'wasting' a pizza on 'boring shit' while someone types in 'take a diarrhea dump on top of the pizza' in the special request textbox, then all I have to say is fuck all of you. As far as I'm concern, everyone should be thankful that I'm fucking smart enough to know that a pizza consisting of 70 kinds of meat with peanut butter for the pizza sauce is gonna taste like horseshit.
So I'm gonna establish a simple rule when it comes to group pizza buying:
If you special order a vomit topped pizza, then you have to both pay for the whole thing and eat that entire pizza. You're not allow to eat another person pizza once you realize that a wasabi spread is not a good substitute to pizza sauce. You're not allowed to leave the pizza there, you have to take home the pizza and live with your mistake.
There, the rule has been established and is effective immediately. Now leave my pizza alone.
But, when some fucker orders a pizza with a billion fucking nasty shit on it,smothered in horse radish sauce, and then I realize that my pizza is quickly getting eaten while that monstrosity of a pizza is left uneaten, then all I have to say to that guy is 'Fuck you'. There's a reason why I order a plain cheese and pepperoni pizza and it's because it's hard to fuck it up. 95% of the time a cheese and pepperoni pizza is passable enough to eat without much protest. So when I get a ton a shit about 'wasting' a pizza on 'boring shit' while someone types in 'take a diarrhea dump on top of the pizza' in the special request textbox, then all I have to say is fuck all of you. As far as I'm concern, everyone should be thankful that I'm fucking smart enough to know that a pizza consisting of 70 kinds of meat with peanut butter for the pizza sauce is gonna taste like horseshit.
So I'm gonna establish a simple rule when it comes to group pizza buying:
If you special order a vomit topped pizza, then you have to both pay for the whole thing and eat that entire pizza. You're not allow to eat another person pizza once you realize that a wasabi spread is not a good substitute to pizza sauce. You're not allowed to leave the pizza there, you have to take home the pizza and live with your mistake.
There, the rule has been established and is effective immediately. Now leave my pizza alone.