So you want to play MTG. You want to play Standard. The first thing you have to know is that there's one specific card, one specific spell, one creature that stands above all the rest.
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No, not him.
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Nope, that's not it either.
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Seriously. No, it's not friggin Thassa.
That's right. It's Pack Rat. Do you have an answer to this guy on turn 2?
No?
That's a shame. Every card I draw is now a pack rat. Every creature I control? Pack rat. Even my Mutavaults are Pack Rats.
So, let's talk about Magic: The Gathering (of pack rats!)
Born of the Gods dates:
Feb 1-2, Pre-release
Feb 7, official release.
Journey into Nyx is also coming in May!
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No, not him.
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Nope, that's not it either.
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Seriously. No, it's not friggin Thassa.
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That's right. It's Pack Rat. Do you have an answer to this guy on turn 2?
No?
That's a shame. Every card I draw is now a pack rat. Every creature I control? Pack rat. Even my Mutavaults are Pack Rats.
So, let's talk about Magic: The Gathering (of pack rats!)
Born of the Gods dates:
Feb 1-2, Pre-release
Feb 7, official release.
Journey into Nyx is also coming in May!