Disappear into your virtual world [Sims 3]

Alright, so, Sims 3. You like it, I like it, everyone likes it, except for people that don't.

I'm gonna play some! I made a family! Hope that's cool! I'm unfortunately NOT making sims of all you fine people, not because I didn't enjoy it, but mostly because it took so long to make them that I'd end up burned out on the game before I could actually start playing the damn thing.

So here's your family.



The lady on the left is Liza Wheat. She's a night owl, loves dogs but hates water, is a good person and is a damn fine photographer. Liza wants to have a world-class photo gallery someday. To her right is her wife, Jasmin Pickens, a sailor who loves the outdoors, particularly fishing, is a great performer (sea shanties, perhaps?), but she's kind of inappropriate at times. Oh, she's also a witch who aspires to have a kickass aquarium.



This is their dog, Unnecessary Ruffness. She's a good girl, a genius in fact, hates water, and is friendly as all hell.



This is Gato Grande, an adventurous proud hunter, so basically a stereotypical cat... He's owned by...



Roland McGregor, who is Jasmin's brother... Or half-brother, more likely. He's really good at finding things, loves cats, is super easily impressed, and is kind of a grouchy asshole. He also wants to PET ALL THE CATS.

HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE LIVING TOGETHER IN THIS WACKY SIMSWORLD? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!

So yeah, The Sims, motherfuckers. Feel free to discuss your own games or whatnot in here.