You guys are still here?

Seriously, how long has this place been around? It's neat, made some good friends here.
But I am here for a reason:
What are your favorite sayings and jokes you've picked up from these forums?
It's been so long since I've posted, but a definite favorite and unforgettable bit is the out behind the olive garden joke.
I bet there are some new ones I've missed too. I'd love to hear em because you guys are pretty funny sometimes.