ask cj

hey im michelle, or calamity jane

im a font of knowledge and wisdom. ive been foruming here for like what seven years damn girl

ask me questions that burn in the back of your mind or at the front of your mind, be it advice or cooking tips or personal queries you should trust me

areas of expertise:

-i know about rap music
-im skilled in the hobo arts
-im really good at cooking
-mexican food
-my hair is better than your hair
-my doctor keeps telling me im extremely healthy, which is stupid because i treat my body like garbage