
Good evening and welcome to the most enlightened wrestling thread in the history of this forum. SILENCE! I know some of you have come to expect me to engage you with an elaborate and articulate introduction to the world of wrestling by yours truly. However...

...I've deduced that you half-witted simpletons are more appreciative of and entertained by low effort drivel consisting of a series of pictures depicting pointless novelty.

Be quiet. I'm not finished! It has also come to my attention that many of you sub-par ignoramuses are far more likely to clap your Cheeto dust stained forearms together if I simply list your names one at time.

Top 25 Intellectuals and Imbeciles
1 David_T 145
2 Nirya 144
3 Assuran 143
4 The highly magnanimous PwnanObrien 141
5 SanderJK 140
5 The Betman 140
7 MyNameIsWalrus 139
8 411Randle 137
8 The Geebs That Got Bigtimed 137
10 CSStheGr8 135
10 Radius 135
12 Schide 134
13 Balefuego 128
13 Big M Langstein 128
13 Goose! 128
16 Nothing 125
17 Evil Badman 122
17 Reynolds 122
17 Bloodsheed 122
20 Wirehead26 121
21 zllehs 118
22 Dex Dynamo 117
23 Dogbone33 116
24 Azraith 112
24 Psychotic One 112
Complete Eminence Here
I suppose I should further disgrace this position by using it to shamelessly promote recorded broadcasts hosted by locals. Speaking of your past ineptitude and lack of taste let's all partake in thuggish celebrations until the end.

After all, to quote a wise old philosopher, "Life sucks...and then you die."

You're welcome.