Greetings, fellow apes! Welcome to my class, "Collapsed Civilizations and their pointless pastimes"
Today we will discuss a thing humans called "movies", or as an old human "philosopher" (yes I know it sounds far-fetched) once called them,
The Analogy of the Cave!
So let us all stare at the dancing shadows on the cave wall, and ignore the real world outside as it rises up and casts us out as the parasites we are! They were thoroughly awful, humans, weren't they!
