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My Pal Marty the Bearded Dragon

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Hey guys! So a couple summers ago I decided I was a stifled, ineffective schlub, and I was not dating nearly what my pornographic fantasies required. As such, I took it upon myself to spend months on end pushing my comfort zone and socializing as much as possible.

One day, I took my bearded dragon, Marty (I used to have two, but "Biff" died the winter before) for a walk on my shoulder. I quickly found that everywhere I went--especially around parks and bar patios--I had a lot of really cool experiences!

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It got so fun taking Marty out that I got my brother to take some footage of our adventures to turn into a short film!

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Marty loves everyone, especially the ladies...

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Other than that, I got to shoot some more stuff, entered a contest for a million dollar budget by shooting a "fake" real trailer in what we Canadians call "ideal conditions".

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We lost, but I was busy getting hired for other people's projects which was a really awesome experience! Directed a women's erotica Tv Pilot and a web series!

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I also started hittin da club quite a bit and became closer with my lbqgqt community! Yes, that is a Brony shirt. No, I do not have ponies, I thought it was meant "bisexual friend".

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I also had some spiritual experiences and joined a group of people that go around giving people hugs!

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And other than that, you know, just learning simple life stuff that I'd ignored before:

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sorry I was such a trentsteel in the past! xoxox


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